Tired of Your Virtual Friends?

Steffie Verstappen
August 27th, 2010
Article by: Steffie Verstappen
Tired of Your Virtual Friends?

INITIATIVES | Lately, I have been so preoccupied with maintaining my online social networks that I hardly manage to find time to pay attention to my real-life social life. And my friend count only keeps increasing. It's about time to take measures!


Tired of your social network? Sign out forever!


Increasing numbers of people are looking to rid themselves of their social-networking profiles. Entirely new vocabulary has been introduced and is now widely used the world over: most of us "tweet" and have "unfriended" at least a virtual friend or two. Is Web 2.0 nearing its end?


The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine lets you delete all your social-networking profiles, kill your fake virtual friends, and completely do away with your Web 2.0 alterego. Liberate yourself with a Web 2.0 suicide! Web 2.0 Suicide Machine runs with Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and LinkedIn.



The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine takes approximately 52 minutes to execute and average Facebook suicide, which compares to 9 hours and 35 minutes if done manually.



Follow South Park's Stan Marsh and choose the network you want to be deleted from.